The story behind...
Our humble roots began on a nasty day of escaping the ever-towering COM.So, mates, wondering what, who or where COM is?
The Crazy Old Man-HE STARTED IT!!!(whining voices please!)
The crazy old man is a sight of everyone's sheer terror:nasty, conniving and exceedingly viscous looking. He is the terror that all once was, all that is and all that ever will be.He will eat us all up in one frightful gulp from the outside and leave not a single scrap of a gummy eyeball. That's if you're LUCKY. Otherwise... you'd be eaten from the INSIDE by mini COM viruses which will multiply rapidly in your body. A slow, painless(until the last moment) and incurable plague.More on the COM virus later.
Annywaay, the COM is on the run. Eating humans by the billions. However, the world birth rates are high, which mean people are replaced, which means that the population of six point six billion still stands, which simply and obviously means that COM has more to eat.And eat.And eat.And eat and eat and eat and eat and eat...you get the point.
-Contributed By Sir Percival.
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The COM virus
The COM virus is frightful. It is deadly. It will mince up your insides and suck it up. It is a deadly disease which, when caught, will produce a slow and painful death. They multiply and multiply and feed on all your white blood cells so you cannot fight it off. In fact it is impossible to fight off because EVERYTHING and ANYTHING in your body is food. Your bones are crunchy caramel, your flesh is strawberry marshmallow your eyes are gummy sweets. Delicious for a COM virus that is.
The COM virus drops off gum trees and is carried by the wind to an unsuspecting human. It enters their body through their respiratory system and starts eating either the lung or the stomach contents. The first symptoms are vomiting blood because of the virus chewing at the organs. Second symptoms are insatiable hunger, as the virus chomps up all the food that gets there is nothing but a mound of hungry COM cells.
As the doctors who examine patients with this virus die, it is incurable. The only hope you have is whether you will be killed before this awful death happens. The way we found out this virus exists is by surviving in the use of heavenly ice and COM passes which are vital for survival. More on that stuff later. For now.
- Contributed by Sir Lancelot
COM Trees
COM trees are everywhere, especially in Australia.They take form of our Aussie icon, the fabled GUM TREE. Double sinister. Especially since gum trees are EVERYWHERE.
When COM is running out of victims [quite unlikely], he turns into a gum tree, eating all that lives and breaths that dare enter into his domain. Bonus for him, if his tree happens to become a koala habitat, which becomes his second course[first course:YOU]. Never sit under a COM tree for a crumpled koala corpse might just fall onto your sorry head. Drop bear attack is apparent. Plus, they carry the nasty COM virus, which will kill you in an even nastier way.
COM Clones
COM clones are produced when body parts of COM fall off.These grow into totally new COMs. The exact thing goes for COM clones, which means that more and more and more are produced each time.So you say it's not fair, mate,that you have the COM, his clones, his viruses and his trees all pitted up against you?Well, that's where the COM pass and heavenly ice comes in. Unless you live in the desert or had a run-in with the COM for more than just four times.
-Contributed by Sir Percival
The Crazy Old Man-HE STARTED IT!!!(whining voices please!)
The crazy old man is a sight of everyone's sheer terror:nasty, conniving and exceedingly viscous looking. He is the terror that all once was, all that is and all that ever will be.He will eat us all up in one frightful gulp from the outside and leave not a single scrap of a gummy eyeball. That's if you're LUCKY. Otherwise... you'd be eaten from the INSIDE by mini COM viruses which will multiply rapidly in your body. A slow, painless(until the last moment) and incurable plague.More on the COM virus later.
Annywaay, the COM is on the run. Eating humans by the billions. However, the world birth rates are high, which mean people are replaced, which means that the population of six point six billion still stands, which simply and obviously means that COM has more to eat.And eat.And eat.And eat and eat and eat and eat and eat...you get the point.
-Contributed By Sir Percival.
_____________________________Continuation___________________________________
The COM virus
The COM virus is frightful. It is deadly. It will mince up your insides and suck it up. It is a deadly disease which, when caught, will produce a slow and painful death. They multiply and multiply and feed on all your white blood cells so you cannot fight it off. In fact it is impossible to fight off because EVERYTHING and ANYTHING in your body is food. Your bones are crunchy caramel, your flesh is strawberry marshmallow your eyes are gummy sweets. Delicious for a COM virus that is.
The COM virus drops off gum trees and is carried by the wind to an unsuspecting human. It enters their body through their respiratory system and starts eating either the lung or the stomach contents. The first symptoms are vomiting blood because of the virus chewing at the organs. Second symptoms are insatiable hunger, as the virus chomps up all the food that gets there is nothing but a mound of hungry COM cells.
As the doctors who examine patients with this virus die, it is incurable. The only hope you have is whether you will be killed before this awful death happens. The way we found out this virus exists is by surviving in the use of heavenly ice and COM passes which are vital for survival. More on that stuff later. For now.
- Contributed by Sir Lancelot
COM Trees
COM trees are everywhere, especially in Australia.They take form of our Aussie icon, the fabled GUM TREE. Double sinister. Especially since gum trees are EVERYWHERE.
When COM is running out of victims [quite unlikely], he turns into a gum tree, eating all that lives and breaths that dare enter into his domain. Bonus for him, if his tree happens to become a koala habitat, which becomes his second course[first course:YOU]. Never sit under a COM tree for a crumpled koala corpse might just fall onto your sorry head. Drop bear attack is apparent. Plus, they carry the nasty COM virus, which will kill you in an even nastier way.
COM Clones
COM clones are produced when body parts of COM fall off.These grow into totally new COMs. The exact thing goes for COM clones, which means that more and more and more are produced each time.So you say it's not fair, mate,that you have the COM, his clones, his viruses and his trees all pitted up against you?Well, that's where the COM pass and heavenly ice comes in. Unless you live in the desert or had a run-in with the COM for more than just four times.
-Contributed by Sir Percival