Masochistic beast.
Okay, you all probably know that the Saralee is not all sugar coated gayness. No, like Excalibur said, we are wolves in sheep disguise. But surely it can't be this bad, can it? Oh, and SirPercival can be the first to answer...NO!
Saturday Surprise
The sun shone through the blinds of the window as if to mock how truly depressing the day was for Excalibur. The noise outside was absolutely appalling as he tried to get some sleep. For the THIRD time. What was happening outside the window, not even Merlin wanted to know. Even by the likes of her, it, I mean HIM, he was too scared to enter the realm of death and destruction that may have befallen unto him lest Merlin transgressed to the Other Side. For all the insiders knew, what was happening outside was far more diabolical than anything they could imagine. Save for WW1. And WW2. And the Vietnam War. And Gallipoli. And supercalifragalisticexpialodocious. Shut up, Spellcheck. Superclifragalisticexpiallodocious IS a word. And you’ve actually spellchecked yourself WRONG!!!!!211!1!!11!
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Yeahh…that’s right, sucker. Go to Japan and see what I mean. There is no such thing as the Human Centipede, no baka san!!!!
If you even dare to defy my rules and regulations that hardly even apply in the first place, I’ll make satay padang with your disk drive. So like, totally, SHUT UP!!!!!
Anyway, back to the story line,
Excalibur, in spite of all the despicable things that could happen if you opened the window on a lovely day, looked down to the garden of which his balcony overshadowed.
Here lay the horror.
A bonfire, lit in the middle of the lawn lay burning in all its caustic fury as SirPercival and Sir Lancelot chanted “MUNYA!” around it, clacking two pencils together. Sir Lancelot raised his fingers in a ‘whatever’ stance. SirPercival complemented the act by doing the second part of Fukkiretta, chanting ‘LOSER’ as they both cackled with maniacal laughter. Excalibur collapsed to the floor, the overshadowing sensation of another migraine tiding over. A despicable Saturday indeed...
http://www.charged.mobi/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/fail_whale.png
Yeahh…that’s right, sucker. Go to Japan and see what I mean. There is no such thing as the Human Centipede, no baka san!!!!
If you even dare to defy my rules and regulations that hardly even apply in the first place, I’ll make satay padang with your disk drive. So like, totally, SHUT UP!!!!!
Anyway, back to the story line,
Excalibur, in spite of all the despicable things that could happen if you opened the window on a lovely day, looked down to the garden of which his balcony overshadowed.
Here lay the horror.
A bonfire, lit in the middle of the lawn lay burning in all its caustic fury as SirPercival and Sir Lancelot chanted “MUNYA!” around it, clacking two pencils together. Sir Lancelot raised his fingers in a ‘whatever’ stance. SirPercival complemented the act by doing the second part of Fukkiretta, chanting ‘LOSER’ as they both cackled with maniacal laughter. Excalibur collapsed to the floor, the overshadowing sensation of another migraine tiding over. A despicable Saturday indeed...