Profiles
Dear readers,
It has come back!!! Something we all want has been delivered freely so read on for the profiles of those we-do-not-speak-about-in-public.
It has come back!!! Something we all want has been delivered freely so read on for the profiles of those we-do-not-speak-about-in-public.
DA MAIN PLAYAS
Sir Lancelot
Name: Sir Lancelot du Lac
Age: ??
Background: Somewhere in the Arthurian Legend
Lancelot is typically King Arthur's most trusted knight of the Round Table. Brave and bold is he, Sir Lancelot cruises the Pendragon's lands to fulfil his err..... destiny. Accompanied by his trusty fellow knights he leads them into trouble-I mean victory as King Arthur orders them on otherworldly quests, rife with danger and nonsense. Has an occasional but violent nosebleed, the bloodflow of which thrusts vigorously into the warm slick heat of the surrounding atmosphere. Also, let it be known that Lancelot is not a cheater as the rumours say, or more specifically what that spiteful Guinevere propagated, the dratted wench....
For now, Lancelot is the co-founder of this website.
And yes, this Knight of Camelot is quite technologically advanced...
Age: ??
Background: Somewhere in the Arthurian Legend
Lancelot is typically King Arthur's most trusted knight of the Round Table. Brave and bold is he, Sir Lancelot cruises the Pendragon's lands to fulfil his err..... destiny. Accompanied by his trusty fellow knights he leads them into trouble-I mean victory as King Arthur orders them on otherworldly quests, rife with danger and nonsense. Has an occasional but violent nosebleed, the bloodflow of which thrusts vigorously into the warm slick heat of the surrounding atmosphere. Also, let it be known that Lancelot is not a cheater as the rumours say, or more specifically what that spiteful Guinevere propagated, the dratted wench....
For now, Lancelot is the co-founder of this website.
And yes, this Knight of Camelot is quite technologically advanced...
Sir Percival
Name: Sir Percival du Lac
Age: ??
Background: Somewhere in the Arthurian Legend
No, he is not related to Sir Lancelot. He just shares the same honours with Lancelot. Anyway, Percival is somewhat the very addressed knight who does not like being messed around; just like the nature which he loves. Animal lover and nature hippy, this knight is almost innocent and no-nonsense as we speak. His famed nosebleed is a gently dribbling but chronic flow. As such, his body is accustomed to producing excess blood to compensate for...something. Or so the legend states.
The other, but not the less important, co-founder of this website.
Age: ??
Background: Somewhere in the Arthurian Legend
No, he is not related to Sir Lancelot. He just shares the same honours with Lancelot. Anyway, Percival is somewhat the very addressed knight who does not like being messed around; just like the nature which he loves. Animal lover and nature hippy, this knight is almost innocent and no-nonsense as we speak. His famed nosebleed is a gently dribbling but chronic flow. As such, his body is accustomed to producing excess blood to compensate for...something. Or so the legend states.
The other, but not the less important, co-founder of this website.
Excalibur
Name: Excalibur
Age: Its a sword. They don't have ages. Do they?! [edit: Apparently they do]
Background: Magic
A legendary sword of King Arthur. No big deal. It still lives today as some weird blogger who says he writes with its sharp point. Puh-leeez. We can get behind two knights discovering the power of anachronistic tech but a sword that can type? That keyboard would be demolished.
He also spent some of his previous life stuck in the stone where he waited dully until the King of England came along and plucked him out.
Age: Its a sword. They don't have ages. Do they?! [edit: Apparently they do]
Background: Magic
A legendary sword of King Arthur. No big deal. It still lives today as some weird blogger who says he writes with its sharp point. Puh-leeez. We can get behind two knights discovering the power of anachronistic tech but a sword that can type? That keyboard would be demolished.
He also spent some of his previous life stuck in the stone where he waited dully until the King of England came along and plucked him out.
King Arthur Pendragon
Name: Arthur Pendragon
Age: ??
Background: Arthurian Legend
The British king and ruler, King Arthur enjoys battle after battle, slashing with his legendary Excalibur. His klutz father, Uther Pendragon is dead as desired but King Arthur must still battle it out with his half-brother (gasp!) Sir Mordred over the Throne. Apparently, incest can really mess up the Crown inheritance. Yeah, we went there.
Age: ??
Background: Arthurian Legend
The British king and ruler, King Arthur enjoys battle after battle, slashing with his legendary Excalibur. His klutz father, Uther Pendragon is dead as desired but King Arthur must still battle it out with his half-brother (gasp!) Sir Mordred over the Throne. Apparently, incest can really mess up the Crown inheritance. Yeah, we went there.
Jellybean/Merlin
Name: Jellybean/Merlin(call this dude Merlin in the blog)
Age: Jellybeans do not have ages but expiry dates/Merlin was born at the wrong end of time so he's turning younger than older.
Background: Lollies, sweets etc./Magic
Jellybeans are a type of confectionery that comes in many different (primarily fruit) flavors. Too bad they are not blue...They are small (the size of a red kidney bean or smaller) and generally have a hard candy shell and gummy interior. The confection is primarily made of sugar. Actually the true reality of Jellybean is they are a person, typing as a fellow blogger we pride as err... a pride.
Merlin is the old witty sidekick of King Arthur. When baby Arthur was still sucking his thumb, Merlin tutored him (a rather fruitless endeavor) to be the most loved king England has ever recorded. Because of Merlin's birth date disorder he went through Arthur and everybody else's future to their past and therefore cannot predict the past because he doesn't know but tell the future in which he went through first.
Age: Jellybeans do not have ages but expiry dates/Merlin was born at the wrong end of time so he's turning younger than older.
Background: Lollies, sweets etc./Magic
Jellybeans are a type of confectionery that comes in many different (primarily fruit) flavors. Too bad they are not blue...They are small (the size of a red kidney bean or smaller) and generally have a hard candy shell and gummy interior. The confection is primarily made of sugar. Actually the true reality of Jellybean is they are a person, typing as a fellow blogger we pride as err... a pride.
Merlin is the old witty sidekick of King Arthur. When baby Arthur was still sucking his thumb, Merlin tutored him (a rather fruitless endeavor) to be the most loved king England has ever recorded. Because of Merlin's birth date disorder he went through Arthur and everybody else's future to their past and therefore cannot predict the past because he doesn't know but tell the future in which he went through first.
xoxRawRoxo
Name:xoxRawRoxo
Age: ??
Background: Definitely something related to felines.
xoxRawRoxo is a rival in which SaRaLee has confirmed rival due to the fact that this blogger made a website like ours AND also sharing the same website creator like ours. This grrr! loves cats of all sizes and it was recently discovered he/she likes one of the bigger and heavy meat-eating cats but we can't remember which.
Age: ??
Background: Definitely something related to felines.
xoxRawRoxo is a rival in which SaRaLee has confirmed rival due to the fact that this blogger made a website like ours AND also sharing the same website creator like ours. This grrr! loves cats of all sizes and it was recently discovered he/she likes one of the bigger and heavy meat-eating cats but we can't remember which.
DENIZENS OF DANKNESS
COM
Name: COM aka Crazy Old Man
Age: Unknown
Background: hate to say it but Australia
COM is a bad-tempered cannibal that lives by feeding on the flesh of human beings. His main dietry includes: humans, humans, humans and teachers (actually I added in teacher to make you kind of happy although we know teachers are also humans). Still there are certain privileges into being eaten as COM has an irregular eating schedule. So don't think COM will visit you weekly, perhaps everyday!!!
Age: Unknown
Background: hate to say it but Australia
COM is a bad-tempered cannibal that lives by feeding on the flesh of human beings. His main dietry includes: humans, humans, humans and teachers (actually I added in teacher to make you kind of happy although we know teachers are also humans). Still there are certain privileges into being eaten as COM has an irregular eating schedule. So don't think COM will visit you weekly, perhaps everyday!!!
Slugs
Name: Slug (also named Guls)
Age: 28 (kind of shocking you know that?)
Background: gastropod mollusc
Slug is a disgusting fat ugly beast that has a terrible habbit of (like all slugs) eating your precious vegetation in your garden. Yeah, I know they're quite a pest but don't go berserk if you see one. Procedures are quite simple; get yourself a pesticide. Its price may be high, but if you truly love your cabbage patches and are a slug and snail hater then buy it.
Age: 28 (kind of shocking you know that?)
Background: gastropod mollusc
Slug is a disgusting fat ugly beast that has a terrible habbit of (like all slugs) eating your precious vegetation in your garden. Yeah, I know they're quite a pest but don't go berserk if you see one. Procedures are quite simple; get yourself a pesticide. Its price may be high, but if you truly love your cabbage patches and are a slug and snail hater then buy it.