Diary entries....
Seen from Jacob, Rudi and mostly Alphonse's perspectives....
Alphonse's diary entries
Monday 27th of June 2011
Dear....whatever this thing is called,
Man, my scalp is so itchy. On my way to the bathroom this morning, so much stuff got stuck in it. The brush I used to get it out snapped! So me and ma bro had to retrieve it from the depths of my afro and have a burial for it.
Also Remus tried to strangle me today just because I told him every time he moved, his fat-wobble waves caused another small island to be swallowed by a tsunami. So I think he hates me now but screw it, I don't care.
Anyway, Jacob and Rudi have to be the most evil, vile, demonic, little......grrrr! Strangely enough, I can't make wise and witty cracks about Rudi's height (unfortunately) but he can make all the taunts he wants about my hair. Him and his misfit friend Jacob.
Perhaps......maybe if I was bothered to wake up early and fix my hair.....nah! People would think I was gay or something.
Signed,
Alphonse
Dear....whatever this thing is called,
Man, my scalp is so itchy. On my way to the bathroom this morning, so much stuff got stuck in it. The brush I used to get it out snapped! So me and ma bro had to retrieve it from the depths of my afro and have a burial for it.
Also Remus tried to strangle me today just because I told him every time he moved, his fat-wobble waves caused another small island to be swallowed by a tsunami. So I think he hates me now but screw it, I don't care.
Anyway, Jacob and Rudi have to be the most evil, vile, demonic, little......grrrr! Strangely enough, I can't make wise and witty cracks about Rudi's height (unfortunately) but he can make all the taunts he wants about my hair. Him and his misfit friend Jacob.
Perhaps......maybe if I was bothered to wake up early and fix my hair.....nah! People would think I was gay or something.
Signed,
Alphonse
Friday 1st of June 2011
Dear diary (screw it I'm not gay),
HOLY CRAP he knows! Jacob knows about the pink comb I've been carrying around today but seriously! If he tells to anyone I'm doomed to a life of humiliation especially from that fatty Remus. Hopefully I'll be able to turn to Cameron if that happens. But the pink comb wasn't originally mine to begin with!
My brother found it a 'joke' to stuff mum's comb in my open pocket, hoping someone would notice-including Sherlock. Luckily (but not for me) we were all distracted by the evil curry kids on the bus all the way until school. Sherlock then started commenting on my crazy afro hair before we entered the classroom. That's when I found it while I rummaged through my pockets for my pencil I stuffed in earlier. I knew I would be screwed if I tried to dispose of it-there would always be someone who would see me at the bins or wherever and rumors would then start.
So I kept the accursed comb hidden in my pocket and attempted to keep my afro the centre of attention just in case.
Unfortunately, Jacob saw the comb somehow which means he is now at an advantage against me. I should've suspected my bro from the moment I discovered the comb-who else would manage to steal mum's comb and have it in me without me realising?
That evil dude is going to regret it though. When I see him I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE.
Your anger truly,
Alphonse
Dear diary (screw it I'm not gay),
HOLY CRAP he knows! Jacob knows about the pink comb I've been carrying around today but seriously! If he tells to anyone I'm doomed to a life of humiliation especially from that fatty Remus. Hopefully I'll be able to turn to Cameron if that happens. But the pink comb wasn't originally mine to begin with!
My brother found it a 'joke' to stuff mum's comb in my open pocket, hoping someone would notice-including Sherlock. Luckily (but not for me) we were all distracted by the evil curry kids on the bus all the way until school. Sherlock then started commenting on my crazy afro hair before we entered the classroom. That's when I found it while I rummaged through my pockets for my pencil I stuffed in earlier. I knew I would be screwed if I tried to dispose of it-there would always be someone who would see me at the bins or wherever and rumors would then start.
So I kept the accursed comb hidden in my pocket and attempted to keep my afro the centre of attention just in case.
Unfortunately, Jacob saw the comb somehow which means he is now at an advantage against me. I should've suspected my bro from the moment I discovered the comb-who else would manage to steal mum's comb and have it in me without me realising?
That evil dude is going to regret it though. When I see him I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE.
Your anger truly,
Alphonse
Jacob's diary entries
Monday 27th of June 2011
Dear journal,
Right now Sherlock (Holmes) is making suggestive sounds that I cannot interpret. Not that I want to. Mr. Hamid, being the Arab hunk he is , is actually searching and looking up toys in a toy catalogue for his children. Awww how sweet.....(NOT!) Who knew under all that fat and hard feelings lay a swelling and loving heart. 110% tsundere. Lol, I sound like an otaku freak or maybe I already am.....whatever!
The thing that made ma day awesome was the living HAIR jungle that Alphonse possessed. Damn, that afro got Al OWNED! Seriously, only today he walked through some classroom door and BAM! The door shut too early, trapping the afro in between and pulling the Gmail (Jimale) back! Ouch, that door and its painful and sickly sound effects made door-related accidents look PAINFUL. Damn infrastructure! U scary!
Sherlock (Holmes) has calmed down and I'm able to concentrate on.....stuff. Rudi is sending Alphonse something obscene, written on paper. I hope it isn't more of Rudi's sick jokes...............................................................................................................................................................................................................crap, it is.
Proud founder of COM,
Jacob
Dear journal,
Right now Sherlock (Holmes) is making suggestive sounds that I cannot interpret. Not that I want to. Mr. Hamid, being the Arab hunk he is , is actually searching and looking up toys in a toy catalogue for his children. Awww how sweet.....(NOT!) Who knew under all that fat and hard feelings lay a swelling and loving heart. 110% tsundere. Lol, I sound like an otaku freak or maybe I already am.....whatever!
The thing that made ma day awesome was the living HAIR jungle that Alphonse possessed. Damn, that afro got Al OWNED! Seriously, only today he walked through some classroom door and BAM! The door shut too early, trapping the afro in between and pulling the Gmail (Jimale) back! Ouch, that door and its painful and sickly sound effects made door-related accidents look PAINFUL. Damn infrastructure! U scary!
Sherlock (Holmes) has calmed down and I'm able to concentrate on.....stuff. Rudi is sending Alphonse something obscene, written on paper. I hope it isn't more of Rudi's sick jokes...............................................................................................................................................................................................................crap, it is.
Proud founder of COM,
Jacob
Friday 1st of June 2011
Dear journal,
I saw it. Sticking out of Al's pocket was a comb. And not just any comb. A PINK comb. Which can only mean one thing-Alphonse is GAY!
I haven't told anyone about this shocking discovery yet. I need this information to be kept to myself if it is to be used against Alphonse. Like a secret weapon of words that consisted of: Al has a pink comb.
Hehe. HAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! The world is a cunning place. For me.
Other recent findings that were just as interesting were Rudi's perversion over ALOT of stuff, Cameron,s fan-gasm with his favourite singers and bands, Tony,s confession that he's definitely NOT a bi, twin squabbles and...bah, not bothered listing the rest. Too much of a hassle if I have to go into details too. Interesting to note that the weird stuff always happen at school?!?!?! Or maybe in my eyes alot of things are just damn funny. Or damn scary. Like a heart-broken Tony who will apparently miss us during the holidays! Must flee when he sees me, for a start.
Alphonse is currently laughing at my overreaction to cats which we were recently looking at...Well, looks like I'll need to use the secret weapon earlier than I planned.
Rudi's turn to write.
Signing off,
Jacob
Dear journal,
I saw it. Sticking out of Al's pocket was a comb. And not just any comb. A PINK comb. Which can only mean one thing-Alphonse is GAY!
I haven't told anyone about this shocking discovery yet. I need this information to be kept to myself if it is to be used against Alphonse. Like a secret weapon of words that consisted of: Al has a pink comb.
Hehe. HAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! The world is a cunning place. For me.
Other recent findings that were just as interesting were Rudi's perversion over ALOT of stuff, Cameron,s fan-gasm with his favourite singers and bands, Tony,s confession that he's definitely NOT a bi, twin squabbles and...bah, not bothered listing the rest. Too much of a hassle if I have to go into details too. Interesting to note that the weird stuff always happen at school?!?!?! Or maybe in my eyes alot of things are just damn funny. Or damn scary. Like a heart-broken Tony who will apparently miss us during the holidays! Must flee when he sees me, for a start.
Alphonse is currently laughing at my overreaction to cats which we were recently looking at...Well, looks like I'll need to use the secret weapon earlier than I planned.
Rudi's turn to write.
Signing off,
Jacob
Rudi's diary entries
Classroom, 14: 30 27/6/11
Dear diary,
Lamington has just entered the room. With frustration and impatience, I'm watching as Alphonse is making some strange grid-shaped object. Probably to plan out how to cut off his afro, I suppose.
It kinda annoys me. Teacher walks in an pays NO ATTENTION to the AWESOMENESS I drew on the board. If only we could openly gloat in utter awesomeness.
Yeahhhhhh, Al's afro. POOF! it goes. Yeah, like it totally inflated through the entire room and I'm just like, here, thinking, WTF?! It's so huge, like it has its own gravitational field. I can feel like as if I'm being pulled by the force....no wait! Must resist! Nooooo........I'm being pulled......
GYAH! Aww, the strange grid thingy wasn't to chop the monstrosity of the hair mass off, it was to make some gay calendar. Yeah, I mean gay coz I can smell the hair products. Someone here is gay.
(Daydream) WHOA! Check out those melons!
Perversion,
Rudi
Dear diary,
Lamington has just entered the room. With frustration and impatience, I'm watching as Alphonse is making some strange grid-shaped object. Probably to plan out how to cut off his afro, I suppose.
It kinda annoys me. Teacher walks in an pays NO ATTENTION to the AWESOMENESS I drew on the board. If only we could openly gloat in utter awesomeness.
Yeahhhhhh, Al's afro. POOF! it goes. Yeah, like it totally inflated through the entire room and I'm just like, here, thinking, WTF?! It's so huge, like it has its own gravitational field. I can feel like as if I'm being pulled by the force....no wait! Must resist! Nooooo........I'm being pulled......
GYAH! Aww, the strange grid thingy wasn't to chop the monstrosity of the hair mass off, it was to make some gay calendar. Yeah, I mean gay coz I can smell the hair products. Someone here is gay.
(Daydream) WHOA! Check out those melons!
Perversion,
Rudi
Classroom, 11: 55
1/7/11
Dear diary,
Rudi here. Alphonse i advancing on Jacob, trying to stop him from saying something. I am trying to make out Jacob's muffled voice over Alphonse's clamped hands but in not interpretative. For now.
I'm kinda scared. Well, not scared at the fact that Tony is probably going to glomp on me worse than ever before but everybody's gender attraction. I've been over this several times in my head yet...
Okay, Jacob, well, he says he's not interested in girls but neither boys...yet in stark vanity confesses he loves himself. Asexual?! Dang, and we are in the age when we're supposed to to like, feel attracted to other people besides yourself...
Man, that sounded kinda awkward...moving on! Alphonse is also neutral with both genders but isn't a narcissist either. Meaning he obviously isn't at the age to develop love interests. Kinda like me.
Cameron and the twins do get worked up about girls but definitely not guys to the extreme so its safe to assume they are straight. Thank goodness.
And Tony is a special case. Well, lets just say he goes after a hot girl when he sees it yet goes all gay over me and Jacob. Literally. He hugs us like we're departing, forever scared he might never see us again. And the holidays are coming up, meaning that guy will double his efforts to get us KILLED in his embraces of rib-crushing torment. Yet Tony denies his bisexuality which not proving any sense here. And only homos and bi's start bear-hugging their same gender friends like no tomorrow. Aaarggh, the frustration and confusion of Tony!
Alphonse is still struggling on top of Jacob trying to stop him from spilling the beans. I must intervene before things start to look...suggestive/yaoi.
Perversion,
Rudi
1/7/11
Dear diary,
Rudi here. Alphonse i advancing on Jacob, trying to stop him from saying something. I am trying to make out Jacob's muffled voice over Alphonse's clamped hands but in not interpretative. For now.
I'm kinda scared. Well, not scared at the fact that Tony is probably going to glomp on me worse than ever before but everybody's gender attraction. I've been over this several times in my head yet...
Okay, Jacob, well, he says he's not interested in girls but neither boys...yet in stark vanity confesses he loves himself. Asexual?! Dang, and we are in the age when we're supposed to to like, feel attracted to other people besides yourself...
Man, that sounded kinda awkward...moving on! Alphonse is also neutral with both genders but isn't a narcissist either. Meaning he obviously isn't at the age to develop love interests. Kinda like me.
Cameron and the twins do get worked up about girls but definitely not guys to the extreme so its safe to assume they are straight. Thank goodness.
And Tony is a special case. Well, lets just say he goes after a hot girl when he sees it yet goes all gay over me and Jacob. Literally. He hugs us like we're departing, forever scared he might never see us again. And the holidays are coming up, meaning that guy will double his efforts to get us KILLED in his embraces of rib-crushing torment. Yet Tony denies his bisexuality which not proving any sense here. And only homos and bi's start bear-hugging their same gender friends like no tomorrow. Aaarggh, the frustration and confusion of Tony!
Alphonse is still struggling on top of Jacob trying to stop him from spilling the beans. I must intervene before things start to look...suggestive/yaoi.
Perversion,
Rudi