Introduction Story
Not that long but...it's significant.
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Jacob and Rudi were over themselves. Leaning feebly against the brick wall, laughing insanely, their friend Alphonse watched on, unfortunately not reciprocating the humor.
"It's not funny!" growled Alphonse, folding his arms and staring piercingly at his so-called 'friends'. Jacob and Rudi were still beside themselves, clutching at their stomachs and mouths wide open amplifying deep hollers of mockery and insanity. Their eyes drank in the sight of Alphonse before collapsing again to the hilarious situation.
It seemed Alphonse's hair was the cause. Every strand of curly black hair stuck straight out, refusing to recoil. Jacob had dubbed it "the infamous Alphonse afro".
Alphonse, the unfortunate owner of this crazy hair had done his best to settle it down that morning. It was no easy task either including the long walk from his bedroom to the bathroom where things such as door handles, dust and flies found an attraction to the afro. By the time Alphonse managed to wet his frizzy hair he realised how much time he had wasted on it as the school bus slowly drove into sight. Unable to do anything to fix the hair fiasco further, Alphonse had rushed out of his house, chasing the bus without a second thought. There also seemed to be a bus passenger pandemonium, because the moment Alphonse had stepped out of the bus arriving at school his hair looked like his previous bed hair-frizzy, curly, tangled and poofy.
"Frizzy and curly," howled Jacob in laughter, leaning against the wall.
"Tangled and poofy," stated Rudi, in the same manner.
"Oh ha ha, how funny," scowled Alphonse, his voice projecting sarcasm.
"What the hell are you evil little Asians doing to my bishounen?" came an indignant voice. Suddenly a hand, wearing several colourful wristbands following an elongated arm slinked around Alphonse's stiff shoulders. Alphonse rolled his eyes and sighed.
"You're not helping either, Cameron," snapped the angry afro guy.
"We're doin' nuthin," said Jacob calmly, astoundingly pulling himself together rather quickly. Rudi had something worse to remark on.
"Heh, Cameron. What you're doing to Alphonse is suggestively...yaoi," smirked Rudi, "Fapppu."
Cameron heard.
"Dafuq? You twisted little bastard," retorted Cameron, lunging at Rudi's small head. A hint of the twins, Ryan and Remus also came in the form of constipated cackling. Alphonse smiled a little as Rudi's head was jerked back. Jacob retaliated.
"LANGUAGE, Cameron! Language."
Cameron flicked the finger grinning cheekily aggravating more laughing from Ryan. Jacob scowled and closed his mouth. In doing so, it opened three seconds later when a rib-crushing hug from their crazy friend Tony, was received.
"Jacob, honey! And you too Rudi! Awww......"
Jacob and Rudi found themselves in the bisexual arms of Tony as he squeezed them tightly. Alphonse and the rest laughed loudly as the two attempted to escape.
"Cameron's laughing at us," moaned Jacob to Tony in an innocent puppy voice.
"Yeah...It's hurting our feelings," mumbled Rudi adding to the complaints. Tony's sweetly gay (as in happy) face dropped into surprise then slowly anger.
"Cameron why are you laughing at my babies?!" demanded Tony, already advancing on an astounded Cameron.
"Babies? Tony, you have NO idea what these evil demons do! They're not innocent as you might think! They watch porn and-," began Cameron, wringing his hands in exasperation. Tony glared back furiously.
"Oh yeah well sadly for you, Cameron you have________________(insert cussing of your choice)_________________________," snapped Tony.
Jacob and Rudi flinched slightly as the obscenities continued being thrown around, Tony and Cameron recklessly insulting each other in good sport. Jacob scoffed and turned to face Rudi who was also backing into the shadows. Before he could to say something, a short stubby finger poked at Jacob making him turn irritably to the pestering human. His gaze met with Remus' face, which was broken into a teeth (big-bad-wolf-shiny-and-pointy) revealing grin.
"What?" said Jacob, annoyed.
"HA! I touched you!" Remus pulled a glory smitten face before the two. They both sighed and crossed their arms, glaring with stern faces, very different to the usual cheekiness. Ever so mature, tchyeah....
"Wow, achievement unlocked Remus," Jacob said dryly. Remus stared back, still holding that creepy grin.
[insert Mexican standoff]
AWKWARD SILENCE....
"RUDI!!! STOMACH ADVAAAAAANCE! FINGER TIME!"
Shining fingers of light came flashing before Remus' stupefied eyes.
"Aaargh! Stop it! NOOO!"
Remus, girl-style, screamed and helplessly flailed his hands against the approaching fingers, attempting to hold back the attack.
"NOOOOO......"
The never-ending pain of thin pointy fingers sinking slowly into the abdominal fat shook Remus to his very core.
All was darkness.
All was lost...for Remus.
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Jacob and Rudi were over themselves. Leaning feebly against the brick wall, laughing insanely, their friend Alphonse watched on, unfortunately not reciprocating the humor.
"It's not funny!" growled Alphonse, folding his arms and staring piercingly at his so-called 'friends'. Jacob and Rudi were still beside themselves, clutching at their stomachs and mouths wide open amplifying deep hollers of mockery and insanity. Their eyes drank in the sight of Alphonse before collapsing again to the hilarious situation.
It seemed Alphonse's hair was the cause. Every strand of curly black hair stuck straight out, refusing to recoil. Jacob had dubbed it "the infamous Alphonse afro".
Alphonse, the unfortunate owner of this crazy hair had done his best to settle it down that morning. It was no easy task either including the long walk from his bedroom to the bathroom where things such as door handles, dust and flies found an attraction to the afro. By the time Alphonse managed to wet his frizzy hair he realised how much time he had wasted on it as the school bus slowly drove into sight. Unable to do anything to fix the hair fiasco further, Alphonse had rushed out of his house, chasing the bus without a second thought. There also seemed to be a bus passenger pandemonium, because the moment Alphonse had stepped out of the bus arriving at school his hair looked like his previous bed hair-frizzy, curly, tangled and poofy.
"Frizzy and curly," howled Jacob in laughter, leaning against the wall.
"Tangled and poofy," stated Rudi, in the same manner.
"Oh ha ha, how funny," scowled Alphonse, his voice projecting sarcasm.
"What the hell are you evil little Asians doing to my bishounen?" came an indignant voice. Suddenly a hand, wearing several colourful wristbands following an elongated arm slinked around Alphonse's stiff shoulders. Alphonse rolled his eyes and sighed.
"You're not helping either, Cameron," snapped the angry afro guy.
"We're doin' nuthin," said Jacob calmly, astoundingly pulling himself together rather quickly. Rudi had something worse to remark on.
"Heh, Cameron. What you're doing to Alphonse is suggestively...yaoi," smirked Rudi, "Fapppu."
Cameron heard.
"Dafuq? You twisted little bastard," retorted Cameron, lunging at Rudi's small head. A hint of the twins, Ryan and Remus also came in the form of constipated cackling. Alphonse smiled a little as Rudi's head was jerked back. Jacob retaliated.
"LANGUAGE, Cameron! Language."
Cameron flicked the finger grinning cheekily aggravating more laughing from Ryan. Jacob scowled and closed his mouth. In doing so, it opened three seconds later when a rib-crushing hug from their crazy friend Tony, was received.
"Jacob, honey! And you too Rudi! Awww......"
Jacob and Rudi found themselves in the bisexual arms of Tony as he squeezed them tightly. Alphonse and the rest laughed loudly as the two attempted to escape.
"Cameron's laughing at us," moaned Jacob to Tony in an innocent puppy voice.
"Yeah...It's hurting our feelings," mumbled Rudi adding to the complaints. Tony's sweetly gay (as in happy) face dropped into surprise then slowly anger.
"Cameron why are you laughing at my babies?!" demanded Tony, already advancing on an astounded Cameron.
"Babies? Tony, you have NO idea what these evil demons do! They're not innocent as you might think! They watch porn and-," began Cameron, wringing his hands in exasperation. Tony glared back furiously.
"Oh yeah well sadly for you, Cameron you have________________(insert cussing of your choice)_________________________," snapped Tony.
Jacob and Rudi flinched slightly as the obscenities continued being thrown around, Tony and Cameron recklessly insulting each other in good sport. Jacob scoffed and turned to face Rudi who was also backing into the shadows. Before he could to say something, a short stubby finger poked at Jacob making him turn irritably to the pestering human. His gaze met with Remus' face, which was broken into a teeth (big-bad-wolf-shiny-and-pointy) revealing grin.
"What?" said Jacob, annoyed.
"HA! I touched you!" Remus pulled a glory smitten face before the two. They both sighed and crossed their arms, glaring with stern faces, very different to the usual cheekiness. Ever so mature, tchyeah....
"Wow, achievement unlocked Remus," Jacob said dryly. Remus stared back, still holding that creepy grin.
[insert Mexican standoff]
AWKWARD SILENCE....
"RUDI!!! STOMACH ADVAAAAAANCE! FINGER TIME!"
Shining fingers of light came flashing before Remus' stupefied eyes.
"Aaargh! Stop it! NOOO!"
Remus, girl-style, screamed and helplessly flailed his hands against the approaching fingers, attempting to hold back the attack.
"NOOOOO......"
The never-ending pain of thin pointy fingers sinking slowly into the abdominal fat shook Remus to his very core.
All was darkness.
All was lost...for Remus.