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Good day, fellow beings. This is a website lacking order and structure. It has no singular purpose to serve for the Internet. If you are easily irritated by such trivial things the makers of this site request for your digression when visiting these pages. They will most certainly make no sense or purpose to you or anybody for that matter.
Do not claim you find semblance in our words. Your understanding is subjective. Thank you. SaRaLee |
17-12-2016 - New Stories:
Tʜᴇ Fᴀʙʟᴇᴅ Tᴏᴍᴇs ᴏғ Kɴɪɢʜᴛᴡᴏʀʟᴅ Lᴏʀᴇ
Although our updates may indeed be sporadic, we are in fact NOT DEAD! So check back once a month at least and you may be in for a pleasant (hehehehhhh) surprise! Heads up: most progress will take place in Tʜᴇ Fᴀʙʟᴇᴅ Tᴏᴍᴇs ᴏғ Kɴɪɢʜᴛᴡᴏʀʟᴅ Lᴏʀᴇ blog. So check the rest of the pages at risk of wasting your precioussssss time on redundant nonsense.
~SP |
An Update, At Long Last! - by Sir Percival
Tuesday, 16-Dec-2014 (one has to be thorough with these fiddly date-things)
After a blasphemously long hiatus lasting quite a few years (on my part anyway), the website of SaRaLee is back into commission! For who, what, when, where and why, it is currently undecided. But rest assured my dear readers, you are not to be bored! That is not to say you will not be disappointed, or outraged, or chucked an all-out WTF worthy of a mental BSOD. You will come here, and leave, no doubt as a changed or at least entertained human being. Granted that you are a human being, in which if that isn't the case, you'll be affected anyway.
Best wishes for your mental health. Take that as you will.
~SP
After a blasphemously long hiatus lasting quite a few years (on my part anyway), the website of SaRaLee is back into commission! For who, what, when, where and why, it is currently undecided. But rest assured my dear readers, you are not to be bored! That is not to say you will not be disappointed, or outraged, or chucked an all-out WTF worthy of a mental BSOD. You will come here, and leave, no doubt as a changed or at least entertained human being. Granted that you are a human being, in which if that isn't the case, you'll be affected anyway.
Best wishes for your mental health. Take that as you will.
~SP
If you're a first timer here...
Greetings.
Fancy you finding this website out of the blue. I believe you're either completely stoned right now or extremely bored to be reading this. There are other pages to explore for your own drunken experience/rainbow frenzy (LSD, yo). If you communicate in perfect English then we ask you to not make ill of our literacy and verbally abuse us being the Grammar Nazi you are.
So one may ask who we are? Well, dear crumpet, we are non other than the dimension platisma that morph the fibers of mankind's very being. "Da heck?!" you exclaim in complete confusion and cynicism. Fortunately, nothing is for your concern here. Now click on. Ignore.
N.B THIS SITE HAS ABSO-EXTREMO-LUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PASTRY COMPANY. Our name has different letter capitalisation anyhow. (come at us, copyright fags)
P.S: Go the Blog, no, wait, BLOGS, to see our depressed conversations.
Also, a few precautions one should bring before your epic (or not) adventure into our Wonderland:
Fancy you finding this website out of the blue. I believe you're either completely stoned right now or extremely bored to be reading this. There are other pages to explore for your own drunken experience/rainbow frenzy (LSD, yo). If you communicate in perfect English then we ask you to not make ill of our literacy and verbally abuse us being the Grammar Nazi you are.
So one may ask who we are? Well, dear crumpet, we are non other than the dimension platisma that morph the fibers of mankind's very being. "Da heck?!" you exclaim in complete confusion and cynicism. Fortunately, nothing is for your concern here. Now click on. Ignore.
N.B THIS SITE HAS ABSO-EXTREMO-LUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PASTRY COMPANY. Our name has different letter capitalisation anyhow. (come at us, copyright fags)
P.S: Go the Blog, no, wait, BLOGS, to see our depressed conversations.
Also, a few precautions one should bring before your epic (or not) adventure into our Wonderland:
- You will make no sense of what you read on this site as earlier stipulated.
- If you do, it is a figment of your over stimulated imagination.
- King Arthur legend pseudonyms have been adopted. Identities are very much concealed and one must not ponder on an imaginary face behind the screens.
- The blogs do not serve any valid journalistic purpose. We apologise if there were any crashes of hope for consistent social activity. You have social media for that.
- Highly controversial or irrational topics are brought up. One does not simply take articles from the internet seriously.
- Your mind's innocence is not guaranteed. You have been warned.
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